5 Minutes ago, in yet another in a long, long series of “Welcome to my world”; Cooks chapter
Guest; “This calamari looks bigger than usual”
Server; “Enjoy”
Manager; (heads to the kitchen) “Chef, why would the calamari portion appear bigger tonight?”
Chef; “Jason, did you portion the Calamari tonight”
Jason; “Yes Chef”
Chef; “Did you use the scale”
Jason; “Yes Chef”
Chef; “What’s the portion Jay?”
Jason; “Three ounces Chef?”
Chef; “Correct. Let’s see them. Are they three ounces”?
Jason; “Yes Chef. Mostly.”
Chef; “What do you mean, mostly”? This one’s 4 ounces”
Jason; “Well, it’s close Chef”(?) (picture a confused puppy)
Chef; “No Jason, it’s not. It’s 33% over. Why do you think we use a scale”?
Jason; “Yes Chef”
Chef; “So we don’t have to settle for close Jay. It’s a scale”
Jason; “Yes Chef”
I’m just sayin’.
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