Thanks to 20 years of dogging staff, and now, incredible managers, and incredible staff, I have had the blessing this month of spending some time in Florida.
Florida is hot. Palm trees, sea breeze, and all that cool stuff. Sure, it lacks mountains, but also snow and ice and polar vortex-type shit. Of course, there is the occasional devastating hurricane, but, then the sun comes out again.
A couple of other things that suck about Florida is, that it can be humid, there are lots of snakes, and besides water, shrubs and trees, when looking for your ball near the water on the golf course, you have to be cautious that the floating log is not actually an alligator. True story. That (sort of) sucks.
Oh, and rednecks.
Possible conversations by region
Me- Hi there. I’m on vacation. How are things?
Person from Boston- “Good’nyou?”
Me- Hi there. I’m on vacation. How are things?
Person from Chicago- “Well hello, how nice. Things are just super”
Me- Hi there. I’m on vacation. How are things?
Person from New York- “Howyoudoin'”
Me- Hi there. I’m on vacation. How are things?
Person from Florida- “What are you… some kind of homo?”
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