‘COCONUTS, GET YOUR COCONUTS HE’AH”

Written by  ,     April 17, 2015     Posted in Fun, In real life, Restaurant

 

Who knew that the island of Phuket, Thailand produces and ships over 2 million coconuts each year, to Bangkok alone.  Throughout Thailand and Cambodia, coconut-themed food stands along the side of the road are as ubiquitous as hot dogs at American sports venues.  Kefir lime laves, Thai chile peppers, lemongrass, coconut : toasted shreds,  milk and oil, mango, passion fruit, papaya, peanuts, fish sauce, shrimp, rice and rice noodles, chicken/pork/duck/seafood….the main components of a cuisine that never gets tiresome!  Sweet, spicy, salty, sour.

Ask for “hot sauce” in Thailand, and you receive a bowl of fresh chopped Thai chilies.  They work.  Hella-so if you bite down on more than a couple at a time.  Perfectly fresh, seriously hot.

Hot on the beach?  Ask any of the kid-vendors who roam quietly waiting for your inevitable need for a refreshment to beckon their service.  A soft sales approach is all that is needed–the sun does the hard work.  Ask for a coconut drink and receive a full coconut with top removed, and a straw to suck up ice cold, fresh coconut water.  “80 baht please mister.”  ($2.56)  Of course, if you prefer a cold beer… 100 baht.  (In many paces in Cambodia, where beer takes the place of un-potable water…you will be asked for a, negotiable, $1.00!  (Of course, there is a word–or many–for anyone who would try to negotiate down a $1.00 beer!!)

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