One day I will actually comprise that list!
Why do some people talk v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y when leaving a voice mail message, details that are really unnecessary until the call gets returned, then…. saytheirreturnnumberreallyfast. Now, you have to listen to the message all over again and then find and grip a pen like a whale hunter.
#322
I called a restaurant recently for a reservation and the host answered speaking very fast as though the restaurant was really busy and I needed to speak quickly. I hate that. You didn’t save any time host, you only scared me and made me wonder if I would be better off eating someplace else. (Shout out to LM!)
But, their pizza is amazing!
Turns out they were “over capacity.” I’m still not sure what that actually meant.
#157
“I gave you 110%” Um. No you didn’t.
#299
“I’m literally in heaven right now.” Um. No you aren’t. (and what was wrong with the perfectly appropriate “I’m in heaven right now.”)
Just sayin’
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